Need to cover up a bad hair day, a questionable life choice, or just want to look like you might know where the nearest artisan coffee van is parked? This cap’s got you. With its perfectly “washed up” finish, it screams "I’ve seen things. Cool things. Like skateparks and oat milk."
Crafted from polyester (because who needs natural fibers when you're this synthetic in attitude?), and featuring an adjustable strap to fit everything from genius-level brains to that one cousin who still thinks Myspace is coming back.
🔹 Urban vibes? Check.
🔹 Mysteriously distressed like your ex’s mixtape? Check.
🔹 Fits heads, egos, and man-buns (kind of)? Double check.
Throw it on, tilt it slightly, and watch as strangers assume you know how to DJ or have at least been to Coachella once.
Measurements:
– 11.5” of pure laid-back length
– 7.5” of “don’t talk to me until I’ve had my cold brew” diameter
Buy one before they’re all gone and you’re forced to wear… a bucket hat. 😬